Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I wanted to remind you that I'm better than you. Your fate is all set and this will be a celebration of my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. The game was created to be a fun for me... I'll totally ensure that you stand a chance. Humans get frustrated so easily... pathetic.What is this game?
This is a game that relies on skills. The game is about a small snail (you) trying to defeat an actual god (me).What else else do you get in this video game?
Spend 3 hours playing with me (an exclusive deal I might add).Precise action-platforming A amount of dying laughing at the illusions and mastery of accomplishmentThe hopes that I will defeat you eventually. A fun little mystery to unravel...the significance of living
I can barely wait for you to figure out what's going on here... LOL
See you on the other side
Squid


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